I’m Not Benny’s Final Message!

 ———>Hey everyone, I probably should have told you—–>

  

 I’m at this blog now:  http://imnotbenny.blogspot.com

 

My bad.

 

Out.

I’m outta here. I hear rumors that WordPress is being run by alien chupacabras. My buddy Mike tells me that he saw a TV show about these farmer dudes talking about their cows being found dead, but with holes cut out of their asses that no scientific method can reproduce, not even with lasers.

NOT EVEN LASERS, MAN! That’s fucked up!

So what else could be doing crap like that besides aliens?

Anyway, if WordPress thinks this cat is going to sit around and wait for his ass to be eaten out, they’ve got another thing coming. I don’t want no part of that crazy shit.

I’m moving here, where my ass will be safe.

Out.