Quote: “Today, churches in Lima and Cuzco still display Indian depictions of the Last Supper with Jesus and the 12 disciples eating roasted guinea pig.”
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/12/15/7758521-ap.html
Check out J.C. rocking the house with some Guinea pig on a stick, yo.
J.C. says: “Hey folks, just because things are going badly don’t mean I can’t have me some dee-licious guinea pig!”
I’m betting on my jokes to get me in to heaven if there’s a God. This is how my interview will probably go:
God’ll be all like: “What’s up with the sinnin, yo?
And I’ll be all like: “Dude, have you read my blog?”
And God’ll be all like: “Word, word. Get yoo azz in here. You want a beer?”
I remember thinking as a kid that there were huge banquets in heaven where you could eat all the cheeseburgers and fries you wanted because I was a fat kid and that was heaven to me, but it’s probably all no meat and watered down wine because it’s all heaven-y, and they only show lame movies like beaches.
I’ll be all like: “Dude, what up with that?”
And J.C. will be all like: “Here, I got a sweet room in the back with all kinds of cool stuff. Don’t tell my pops.”
And I’ll be all like: “Dude, remember that time I made a big tape spiderweb sticky side out on the door at work and Kevin came back from the bar and walked into it?”
And J.C. will be all like: “Holy Me, man, I totally blew wine out of my nose when that happened. More guinea pig?”
And I’ll be all like: “Can’t we just order a pizza or something?”
And J.C. will be all like: “Ooh good idea.. I get a kick out of not tipping them and watching them not say anything because I’m J.C.”
And I’ll be like: “Dude, that shit is kra-zee!”
And J.C. will be all like: “Hey, now!”
And I’ll be all like: “Oh, right. My bad.”
And the guinea pig will be all like: “Heaven sucks ass.”
December 21, 2008 at 1:23 PM
That dude in the lower right looks shady. I’m just sayin…
December 23, 2008 at 10:49 AM
My heaven totally includes cheeseburgers and fries… calorie free ones!! Have a great holiday!!
August 28, 2009 at 3:29 PM
hey crazy ass!!!!!!! u better quit talking about god that way or you’ll end up in limbo cause
1. god will be MAD!!!!!
2. the devil won’t think ur that funny!!!!!
p.s that’s not ginuea pig. IT’S PORK!!!!!!!!!!
August 28, 2009 at 3:46 PM
It’s not MY fault God hates guinea pigs except for supper.
God’s going to be mad at you for suggesting otherwise.
September 4, 2009 at 8:58 AM
Damn, what is up with you? 1 (I hope you can count) like “joseph” said, it’s pork, not guinea pig. In case your to much of a dumb ass to know, that means PIG not guinea pig. and 2 where did you get the idea to go sinning god and jesus? Your “friends”??
September 4, 2009 at 1:13 PM
Wrong- if you were able to read the news article, you would have seen that the entire point was that the Last Supper painting was changed to include guinea pig because guinea pig is frequently eaten in that part of the world.
And also, you didn’t capitalize God or Jesus. That means they hate you now and you are going to have to clean toilets in heaven for the next ten thousand years.
That’s probably going to suck ass, dude.
September 11, 2009 at 1:40 AM
mmm. guinea pig.